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TUESDAY NIGHT OF AMAZING INVENTIONS AND ALSO THERE IS A GAME
as well as
OTHER SENTIMENTS
by Jessica Delfino

I saw Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions and Also There Is A Game last night at St. Mark's Theater. It was hosted by Andres Du Bouchet who played a character. The show had a house band and a bunch of stand-up comics with some fun comedy bits in between such as a half-time show report (which I've also seen on The Shark Show but was funny none-the-less and a bit different than the way they do it at The Shark Show) and a weather report, as well as a funny invention (it was called the soundalator or something, but it was a calculator held onto a styrofoam tube by a rubber elastic...). The show was really, really great, every bit worth 5 bucks. The comics on the show were Andy Vastola, Matt Goldich (I think that's his name) also Christian Finnegan and maybe one or two more who are escaping me, but especially Julie Klausner who was really the belle of the ball. She was so funny with great comic bits of genius and keen, adorable observations. My boyfriend noted her bountiful cleavage as well, which I noticed too, but was so taken by her hilarious jokes the boobs didn't even factor in.

I strongly recommend you all go and see TUESDAY NIGHT OF AMAZING INVENTIONS AND ALSO THERE IS A GAME.

In other news, who the hell is Franz Ferdinand? Also, if you are just coming to my website now for the first time because JANE sent you, please listen to my song SUDDEN CHANGE under "LISTEN TO MY SONGS" or whatever the link is called, and give me your feedback in the comments section. If you weren't sent here by JANE magazine and have never heard SUDDEN CHANGE, please include yourself in that request. For those of you who don't know, SUDDEN CHANGE is a lovely, delicately fashioned folk song, handcrafted painstakingly and decorated with truth and bitter sentiments. The basic gist of it is this: Men call women bitches all the time and what have you, but for the love of christ, you fuckers, cut us some slack. Once a month for a WEEK, we BLEED from our VAGINAS. If you bled from the tip of your weiners, you might understand. Dear God, please let men bleed from their weiners some day.

Amen.