SHOW TONIGHT IN LA...
...begins at 9 PM at Il Corral. Lisa Suckdog's birthday was yesterday, so bring her presents and be ready to celebrate...
Here's my lousy birthday poem to Lisa:
I just met ya
But already I'm infatuated a bit
I bet you get that a lot
from boys girls and pets
Maybe even inanimate objects
Do trees hug you? Cars? Tables? Fences?
If not, it's only because they have no arms and are like, asleep to the world or something.
But don't be fooled - they too are captive to your charms.
Write and bring your own!