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From the desk of CXB:

CXB's PRISON SONGS LIVE + HauntedPussy VS. Jesus Christ! Saturday nite!

THIS saturday nite (jan 27)! MIDNITE sharp! (Short show!) (hour and half?)
all for $5! (sugg. donation!)...

CXB's PRISON SONGS! (actual songs from actual jail!)
HAUNTED PUSSY VS. JESUS CHRIST! (nobody tell William Donahue!)
EPSTEIN & HASSAN! (the Black & the Jew!)
JUGGERNUT! (electro-crash aggro-sex-pop!?)
THE MEGALOMANIAC! (pro-wrestler reads his violent poetry!)

bowery poetry club, 308 bowery (bleecker / houston)

as always, bring a recording device if you can!

also:

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Don't Forget: this Monday, Jan 29, is the next
NIGHT OF A SHITLOAD OF STARS! 8pm SHARP!
til 10pm. $5 or Pay What You Want! 308 bowery.
w/ Reggie Watts, Mike Daisey, Neal Medlyn, The Purple Organ, Ambrose Martos, Kiddy Poole, Phoebe Kreutz, Christ's Abortion, Jessica Delfino, Juggernut, Christine (World's Worst Karaokeer), Touching You, Bohemaphilia, Corn Mo, and more!
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here's one of my 300plus JAIL SONGS:

SMILE FOR YOUR MUGSHOT!

[this one's a children's singalong]

if you ever find yourself arrested
don't make the same mistake as most
even if you are feeling angry
when you see a camera strike a pleasant pose!

even if the po-lice brutalized you
and your broken body aches a lot
you must concentrate on the big picture
don't forget to smile for your mugshot!

smile for your mugshot 2X
even if you're distraught
smile for your mugshot!

someday the govt will use it
to make people think that you're a creep
don't fall into their tricky trap
remember to look friendly and look neat!

it may be seen on TV or in papers
even if you're merely caught with pot
there's a good chance it will be seen by your neighbors
so don't forget to smile for your mugshot!

[chorus variations]

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