MY UNICORN IS MISSING
Someone spotted my unicorn and sent a photo in to me! If you see my unicorn, please
call in any tips to the HOTLINE # below!!
GOD I miss Horsie.
An anonymous tipster saw her uptown by the GWB and took THIS photo:
If you see Horsie (she also sometimes responds to "Uni,"),
please call the Jessica's Chest of Treasures Hotline
(a normal toll call)
OR you can give me any tips tonite if you have any about WHERE MY UNICORN IS at 308 BOWERY, 10 PM at SKITS N TITS.