Wil Wheaton loves ME now!
by Jessica Delfino
When I was young, I used to have a poster of Wil Wheaton on my wall that I'd removed from the center fold of a Teen Beat magazine. Before I'd ever kissed a boy, I kissed the shit out of the lips on the Wil Wheaton poster. I kissed them until there was nothing but faded, worn paper where his pink lips (sigh) had once been. Once I got bored of kissing Wil Wheaton, I'd move in on Julian Lennon, also hanging on my wall. I always felt bad kissing Julian in front of Wil, and Wil in front of Julian, but that didn't keep me from ruining the faces of both posters.
Now, it's MY turn to bask in HIS love. Check it out -
http://www.wilwheaton.net/mt/archives/001379.php#001379
You guys did some weird shit when you were young. Most of you are still doing weird shit.
So f off.
Wil Wheaton has written a few books, is married and still acts, so don't ever go up to him in a restaurant and say, "Hey, didn't you used to be an actor?" Cause that's not cool.
Hey, while you're reading this, make a note to come to UCB this Sunday and see me do improv. It should be - something.
Level 1 Class Show!!!
Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater
307 W. 26th St. (@ 8th Ave)
NY, NY
5:30 PM
212-366-9176
www.ucbtheater.com
The show starts at 5:30. Don't be a dick and show up at 9.
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