I NEED AN APARTMENT
by Jessica Delfino
I need to find a place to live. $600 per month. Utilities included. I'd love to live in a small, empty room of a warehouse with one lone window and brick walls surrounding. I think that's called squatting. Whatever. At least squatters are living somewhere. That's more than I can say for me. Right now I'm staying at my friend David's apartment and it is a nice place, but I want to set up my room and all that stuff. I want to hang up my kitty poster and burn incense. I want to play my Led Zeppelin albums backwards and interpret them to mean something satanic.