Q: How many popes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Well, normally only one, but the pope died today.
SELF-PROMOTION COMING UP -
Jessica Delfino plays the KNITTING FACTORY at 74 Leonard St.
A NIGHT OF PERFORMERS who are both comical and musical.
TONITE!!! Friday, April 1st.
8 pm show starts (I'm the first act)
Tickets are $6
Old Office (All the way downstairs in the basement - comedy's natural habitat)
Sharon Mama Spell
Stuckey & Murray
AND ALSO TONIGHT:
Haunted Pussy at Tonic - 12 MIDNIGHT
COOKIE MONGOLOID at 1 am (from Seattle)
$5 - Norfolk St. between Delancey and Rivington
Come out in celebration of all this wierd, multi-genred fun (with a beat)