Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Today's Jokes

Our first set comes from the dark, disturbing book of jokes for children:

What do you call a man who beats his wife?
Dad -- sometimes.

What do you get when you take a child's lolly pop away?
A free lollypop.

How do you catch a butterfly?
With a fly swatter.

AND in closing, one rape joke.

What do you call a girl who gets raped all the time?
A liar.

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