Friday, June 1, 2007

"I WANNA BE FAMOUS" video...

...on the front page of MYSPACE today...

A lot of people have been writing to me, saying things like, "Who should I kill?"
and "I want to kill someone to get famous!" and things like that.

(uneasy laughter)

I'm just gonna put this out there:

Don't listen to cartoons. They lie.
Don't do what cartoons tell you in your mind to do!


I said I was going to kill somebody important.
Don't steal my trick! Get your own!

Don't listen to cartoons, but do listen to
what I am telling you to do right now:

Come see one of my shows tonight. You have two options:

TerraNova Festival Comedy Show
(assorted comedy)
10 PM
Mo Pitkins
34 Ave A bt. 2nd/3rd Sts.

Radical Vaudeville!
(very edgy variety show)
Mo Pitkins
34 Ave A. bt. 2nd / 3rd Sts.

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