Saturday, July 21, 2007


I am going to London with The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players for the first two weeks of September after my debuting my show, "Songs About Vaginas" at the Edinburgh Festival this August, so I thought I'd contact some people in London and set some other shows to sing songs about vaginas and other juicy topics at, besides the shows I'm doing at Soho Theater with the Trachtenburgs. I wrote Russell Brand a letter asking him to consider putting me on his BBC radio show. I have to do these things myself, because I don't have a manager to do this kind of crap for me, and my record label doesn't really do this stuff, either. I was pretty glad to get a very quick response, asking me to contact the show.

I tried to call London but since I can't make long distance calls from my home line (a safe guard set up since I often leave town for chunks of time and have other people staying here) and since I can't make international calls on my Sprint PCS phone (though I do pay for that feature through Sprint PCS -- they truly suck a cold hot dog) I was having a little trouble getting in touch with them. I bought a calling card and tried that, too, but the number I was trying to call kept saying it was an incorrect number. I was dialing the wrong country code, thick American that I am.

In the meantime, a friend emailed me and told me that Russell Brand had read the letter I wrote to him over the air on his show and asked his listeners to tell him whether or not I should be on the show. Well.

Apparently, I am supposed to recommend that people contact Russell's show and tell them to either put me on or not. I found the whole thing to be a little silly and wasn't even going to get involved. But then I learned that some London bitches have spear-headed a campaign to keep me OFF the show. They found it offensive that I call my music "Dirty Folk Rock". Hmmm. That lit a spark under my hairy vagina and now I'm really steamed. I'm gonna those crooked toothed bitches that they're messing with the wrong princess of pervy ditties.

So who's with me?

Friends, strangers, weirdos, political people, CIA agents, dog walkers, other musicians, haters, beraters, elaters, waiters, skaters, placaters, darth vaders (people who dress up like him at festivals...?), and really anyone else who is something that rhymes with "aters" or literally any single other person who gives even half a crap or no crap at all...if you think it'd be fun, funny, stupid, or just otherwise feel like getting involved, LET'S DO THIS! Let's show this "Russell Brand", if that's his "real name", how we support our perverse musicians in NYC! And let's show those London hags that it's called "Dirty Folk Rock" for a reason!

Or something.

Here's the link you can go to to hear my letter segment being read on his show:

otherwise you can use the "listen again" feature, I am told. I think it's somewhere over here...

And if you wanna get in on this retarded action, here is his email address, phone number and text. Do this today, as the show is tonight. Maybe you'll be live on the show, if you give a turd about that kind of thing.

Call: 0500 288 291
Text: 88291!

For more information about Russell Brand, who actually has been up to some interesting things, as always, I suggest "googling" him!



Ganty said...

I just heard you on the radio and promptly followed your advice and googled you.

You were very good! Fresh. :P

Annie said...

Also followed your advice, and googled you. I was very impressed by your music and what you stand for. What a woman! Keep it up. If only there were more sexually-liberated women like you, we'd be laughing. *promptly laughs*

High five!

Anonymous said...

Heard the podcast. Very cool. Sounds like it was an effort to get on there, but I hope you think it paid off.... Good stuff...

Anonymous said...

ye ye you were good on his show and i do think your music is funny and entertaining, but love dont go round slaggind of a man who allowed you on his show, also dont slag of london, been as your american.

Jessica Delfino said...

I didn't slag any one...what are you talking about? I only slagged some bitches who slagged me first. It's the golden rule, you know: Slag unto others as you would like to be slagged onto. See you in London! Can't wait!

Anonymous said...

You're so awesome Jessica ^_^ Heard you on Russ's show as well - I imagine he seems like a total freak to someone who's not used to his weird antics xD - you have the most alluring accent ever <3 Feel free to hit me back! I'm on YouTube ( or MySpace (

Keep being fantastic =D

forumhound said...

Hi, I heard your "appearance" via the podcast on the plane from JFK Airport to Gatwick, very amusing, so I googled your name (obviously). Having just made my first ever trip to the USA, I was blown away by New York and the fabulous buildings (and shopping). It's certainly an improvement on London, and I feel sorry for American tourists having to find their way around London, the street and avenue grid system is so much better. Good luck. I am going to keep an eye out for your next appearance here. (PS. don't look at my blog, it's crap).