Please go ahead and feel free to nominate me for a "Shorty Award" with the hand you are not using to scratch your intimates with, in the categories of humor, music or weird. You can use either hand, though, honestly, I don't mind. Or both, even.
Go here and do it:
These awards are based on "Twitter" content, so if you need proof, visit www.twitter.com/jessicadelfino and read my hilarious, sometimes musical oriented, always kind of weird tweets.