MISSING DREAM BOYFRIEND
I made this for my girlfriends because I know it is hard to find a good guy. And after being featured in a recent issue of the NY Times Modern Love column, people are contacting me because they seem to think I'm an expert on finding love using clandestine, or at least, "off the beaten path" tricks. And maybe I am. So here you go.
Instructions: Click on image, print, write your phone number (or email address) under "DREAM GIRLFRIEND" and hang in your neighborhood, bodega, office, laundromat bulletin board, and any other place a super handsome, successful, mentally sound, fit, available man is likely to stumble upon it. OK, so I like a girlish, Mona Lisa esque quality in my men. Aaaannnnddd...?
Good luck, and let me know how it goes!