Sunday, April 10, 2011

2 Minute Interview with Jessica Delfino

We're here with Jessica Delfino, comedian / musician who also likes to make crafts, write stuff and bake, but she never gets fat. This dynamo also never ages. Wow! What's it like to be you, Jessica?

JD: Well, it can be challenging, but I sleep lying down in a waterbed with satin sheets on it, just like everyone else.

Jessica, what is sexy to you?

JD: A bubbaliciuos babboonish balloon soccer butt (athletic / proportionate) that has the consistency of one of those goo filled stress balls. I like to chew on it like bubble gum, the way a cat eats her placenta.

Where is your favorite place?

JD: Edinburgh, Scotland, a gorgeous mysterious city of death which tries to tear what dreams you have from you like a babe from its' mothers arms.

O-kay. Anything else you'd like to add?

JD: I'm growing a garden. It has a gnome in it. Follow me on twitter.

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