Wednesday, October 5, 2011

True Love

So, these two just got married. It must be true love! She's 85 and he's 60. She's a rich Spanish duchess, he's a civil worker.

But I could see how he may care for her, even though she looks like that lady who was attacked by a monkey. She's probably had an amazing life and surely has tons of great stories to tell - 85 years worth of them. Plus, she's Spanish, and everyone knows the legend of the latino lovers (they are supposedly very good in bed).

Here are 5 other possible reasons why the Duchess of Alba Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva (which is only a portion of her name) and her husband Alfonso Diez have made it official.

#1: What turns him on are women who are beautiful strictly on the inside.

#2: Cougar-dom is all the rage these days. But, when both parties are practically senior citizens, you can't really say she's robbing the cradle. More technically, he's robbing the grave, amiright?

#3: He was raised by his grandmother and so now he has a thing for GILFs.

#4: He spent his formulative years listening to the song "Duke of Earl" by The Four Tops and it intrinsically influenced him to pursue Dukedom.

#5: He really, really, really wanted to quit his day job.

In all seriousness, I really wish the two much hapiness. It's not easy to find people to love, especially when you're 85, unless you're rich, but they found each other, and does it really matter what the reasons are? The bottom line is, this woman has surely lived an exquisite life, and who wouldn't want to be part of that? (And be a duke!!?!?)

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