Thursday, May 13, 2004

Lindy England is a porn name - DUH!

Can anyone really be that surprised that "Lindy England" got busted for her sexual exploits? Maybe someone in the ARMY should have asked her if she was a porn star, because Lindy England is a porn name. She should change her name to London, England, because everyone likes to visit there. Maybe the new childhood rhyme will now start to go: I see London, I see France, I see Lindy without any underpants!

Haw, haw, ha haw ha.

The ARMY should make a new slogan, too: ARMY. See the world - oh, and Lindy's vagina.

And MAYBE they should reconsider using the classification "privates" because it seems like lately, they're anything but. It comes off sounding a little ironic!

PS Come see the Trachtenburg Family Revue tomorrow (Friday) at 8 pm at North Six in Williamsburg. (L to Bedford stop.) It should be mighty fun.

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