Saturday, November 26, 2005

WHAT IS IN A DUNKIN DONUT?

Has anyone ever wondered? I found the recipe in a great book called, "How To Make The Country Obese and Dead, Especially The Poor Ones." Here is a list of ingredients in a Dunkin Donut:

Flour (made out of bleach and bug spray)
Chocolate colored paint
Diesel fuel
Sprinkles (plastic)
Jelly (cow ooze, FD & C Red)
Blood money
and
Powdered Sugar

Mmmmmmmm!

I'll take a baker's dozen - that's 230!

JOKES ABOUT DONUTS

Why did the donut cross the road?
Because it was tempted by the kid in the kidnapper's van.

Why is there no such thing as a fat free donut?
There's no such thing as a free anything.

How many donuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2: One to hold the lightbulb and one to taunt someone to come over and screw in the light bulb.

I did it! I had a goal today of writing three donut jokes and I wrote them! I wrote it! I did it! I wrote them and it and did it and them! I did it!

REVIEW OF THE DAN DEACON SHOW AT CAKE SHOP LAST NIGHT:

Awesome. Great. Dan Deacon is a magical speaker with a gift for run-on abstract thinking and talking, and a talent for maneuvering miscellaneous electronic gadgets and buttons. His songs are like small parties for retarded kids, with good beats. Also, a shout out to Ecstatic Sunshine, the opening act before him which consisted of two dudes on guitars. They were like The Allman Brothers, if the Allman Brothers were experimentive and chaotic, and one of them were Asian.

2 comments:

David said...

Wow, I sure am glad you've got comments on your blog again. Nice work!

Anonymous said...

Actually, they're called "Ecstatic sunshine" (.com) and they're two indie nerds on ferocious twin guitars pushed to their physical max. Mix Glen Branca / SOnic Youth / Bluegrass / british art-rock /fugazi / emo / noise / skronk /traditional chinese musics / and everything else imaginable into two electric guitars and you've got the freshest, most unique /original act i've seen in 3 years. THey're from Baltimore and it shows. (Most NYC bands have few chops and skill on their instruments. They spend their time getting laid or sitting in bars---NOT practicing instruments or making music that innovates in any way.)

Too bad they're unique.

It means there's no chance they'll be able to make a living doing music and no chance the Voice or Time OUt will write about them.